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gt; Came home and saw me wife with tears in her eyes yelling at the TV, =
220;Don’t go in there. Don’t go to church.” Thought she w=
as watching a soap opera but turns out it was a video recording of our wedd=
ing.
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gt;> What is the best way to quit being a vegan? Cold turkey.=
>> I=
’ve opened a gym where the instructors go door to door and tell peopl=
e about the benefits of joining it. I call it Jehovah’s Fitness=
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t;> After years of lockdown, I’m giving up drinking for a year. Wa=
it, I’m not sure of punctuation. Should read: I’m giving =
up. Drinking for a year.
>> Bought a pair of tennis shoes from a drug deale=
r. Not sure what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all=
day.
>> It’s probably not safe for me to be driving right now.&nbs=
p; But, hey, bad brakes never stopped me before.
>> My son was spending too=
much time playing computer games, so I reminded him that when Abe Lincoln =
was his age, he was reading by the light of a fireplace. He replied that by=
the time Abe was my age, he was President of the United States.=
>> What st=
arts with “o” and ends in “nions” and often makes y=
ou cry? Opinions.
>> Boss asked if I knew Power Point and I said I Ex=
cel at it. He asked, “Is that some sort of Microsoft Office pun?̶=
1; I said, Word.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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s Knows Me, This I Love!"
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