[Here are some of the entries for ‘Best Dad Joke of 2023&=
#8217;]
>> Some say Steve Jobs would have been a better President than Dona=
ld Trump. I think that’s comparing apples to oranges.
>> I just=
locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him, I ran away an=
d hid so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
>> I went to th=
e doctor, and he said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” =
I asked if he meant fries or pizza, but he said, “No, fatty. Don̵=
7;t eat anything.
>> I really have to hand it to short people. Probab=
ly because they can’t reach it anyway.
>> My friends laughed when I =
told them I had a date, and said she was probably imaginary. The last laugh=
is on them, because they are all imaginary, too.
>> What do you call the p=
oor part of a town in Italy? The spaghetto.
>> Not bragging, but I made s=
ix figures last year. Also got reprimanded for being the slowest worker in =
the toy factory.
>> I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. Then sh=
e gave me a big hug.
>> I have this tendency to tell lousy jokes on the wa=
y to the airport. Doctor thinks this disease may be terminal.
>> As I=
get older and think about all the people I’ve lost over the years, m=
aybe my career of being a tour guide was not the best choice.
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D=
r Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!&quo=
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