[Retiring in Wisconsin brought us down to earth – plowed,=
tilled, fertilized, and harvested – and in touch with life on the fa=
rm. And really lame farm humor.]
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>>If you hear it from the horse’s mouth, y=
ou might not want to believe it. You’re listening to a neigh-sayer, f=
or sure.
>>One horse said to another, “Your pace is familiar, but I d=
on’t remember the mane.”
>>How do you stop a charging bull? Take away=
his credit card.
>>One of the pigs got out of the fence again, but don’t w=
orry — I tractor down.
>>Trying to rid the herd of fleas but can̵=
7;t come up with a remedy from scratch.
>> Heard that the flock of doves de=
cided to stage a coo.
I’ll quit now since it’s pasture bedtime.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"