Mike B recalled, “My grandfather only had one leg, but wo=
rked faithfully at the brewery for 30 years. He said he was in charge of th=
e hops.”
Lisa M quoted, “Blessed are the quilters, for they shall be =
called piecemakers.”
=
Dale S admitted, “In childhood, my injuries were=
from falling off my bike, a twisted ankle, and fell out of tree. Now, my i=
njuries are because I slept wrong, sat down too long, or sneezed.”
Bruce M =
shares, “My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually s=
aid ‘less McDonald’s,’ but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant=
=2E”
Sue W claimed, “My new low-fat diet is really working! The fat&#=
8217;s hanging lower every day.”
=
Hank W wondered, “I was born a male.=
I identify as a male. But according to Stouffer’s Lasagna, I’m=
a family of four.”
Elaine S rationalized, “When I was young, I made =
funny faces at the mirror. When I became an adult, the mirror got even.R=
21;
Ji=
mmy B added, “I love working out. Today I did abs . . . o=
lutely nothing.”
Sue M said, “90% of the arguments in my marriage are=
over where we want to go to eat.”
Wayne I. whispered, “When I was in=
high school, I fell in love with a girl who knew only four vowels. She did=
n’t know I existed.”
=
=
Bill C confessed, “Watching ‘Friday =
the 13th’ Yuck. Awful makeup on brain dead zombies. Hang o=
n. Sorry, wrong channel. It’s ‘The View’.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"