[Each month begins with puns. After coffee, of course, but laug=
hs and groans most certainly follow]
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bsp;
I wasn’t originally going to get a bra=
in transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I used to be addicted to soap. But I=
’m clean now.
I’m very pleased with my new refrigerator magnet. So =
far, I’ve got twelve fridges.
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sp;
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was=
n’t waterproof.
I put a new freezer next to the refrigerator; now they̵=
7;re just chilling.
I’m marketing a new lunch idea using alphabet soup an=
d a laxative. Think I’ll call it, “Letter Rip”.
I’ve conc=
luded that my mind is like an etch-a-sketch. I shake my head and it erases =
everything.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!=
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