Tomb it may concern . . . here is a Halloween quiz for kids tha=
t is scary because it is so bad.
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Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a st=
ory?
A: Because there are so many plots ther=
e.
Q: =
What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound.
Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A. NoR=
12;unless you Count Dracula.
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
Q: Who did best on the Halloween Qui=
z?
A: The skeleton decided to bone up on the=
facts before the big exam.
Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
A: Neck-tarine.
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Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the=
blood bank?
A: He was caught drinkin=
g on the job.
Q: Who did Dr Bob want to read this silly Halloween quiz?
A: Any one he could dig up.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=
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