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10/27/23 Grif.Net – Dogs v Cats

10/27/23 Grif.Net – Dogs v Cats

Dogs come when you call them.

C=
ats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.

 

Dogs will gi=
ve you unconditional love forever.

Cats wil=
l make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were bo=
rn.

 

Do=
gs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life=
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Cats . . .

 

Dogs will tilt their heads and lis=
ten whenever you talk.

Cats will yawn and c=
lose their eyes.

 

Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire.

Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

 

Dogs will sit, =
lie down, and heel on command.

Cats will sm=
irk and walk away.

 

Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.

Cats might bring you a dead mouse.=

 

Dogs will greet =
you and lick your face when you come home from work.

=

Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

 

Dogs will play Frisbee=
with you all afternoon.

Cats will take a t=
hree-hour nap.

.

But the biggest difference?

 

Dogs think: "Hey, these people I live with f=
eed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take g=
ood care of me. They must be gods."

 

Cats think: "Hey, these people I li=
ve with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, a=
nd take good care of me. I must be a god."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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