According to a news release, the 2023-24 Cold & Flu season =
is upon us. We are reminded to be health-conscious in our habits.&nbs=
p; So far this is what I’ve heard from my friends and readers . . .
>Al=
ways use a facial tissue for covering coughs and sneezes, recommends Chines=
e Doctor Ah Chou.
>My fishing buddy said he is not worried about the flu. =
; He went all summer without catching anything.
>The manufacturers of sanitizi=
ng gel are rubbing their hands together.
>One fellow said his body has absorbe=
d so much soap and disinfectant in the past two years, that when he pees, i=
t cleans the toilet.
>The scientific community said that from the past couple=
years they’ve concluded the spread of a virus depends on two things:=
1. How dense the population is
2. How de=
nse the population is
>The pope got sick with the bird flu. He thinks he got i=
t from a cardinal.
>We let our boy know it was the cold and flu time of year. =
Wife told him “It’s the Vitamin C son.”=
>Personally, I hate=
it when people with a cold still go out to work or shop. That just makes m=
e sick.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"