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10/11/23 Grif.Net – More Vegan Jokes

10/11/23 Grif.Net – More Vegan Jokes

My youngest chi=
ld is currently taking part in an experiment for a school assignment where =
he must wear a sweatshirt which says "GO VEGAN" on the front for =
a month.

So fa=
r, the poor little fella has been abused, punched, spit on and had things t=
hrown at him.
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We are all very curious to see what happens to him when he ventures outside=
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How does a vegan threaten someone?

"I’m about to give you a beet down".

What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

G=
etting up at 5am to milk the almonds.

Went to a rest=
aurant and said, "I don’t eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat p=
roducts. What can I get?"

The waiter looked at me i=
n disgust and answered, "You can get out of here."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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