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10/10/23 Grif.Net -Vegan Jokes

10/10/23 Grif.Net -Vegan Jokes

My mouth always waters when I am cooking tasty steaks, bur=
gers, and sausages on my BBQ grill.

I guess that this is what vegans experience when they mow their =
lawn.

 

How can yo=
u tell if someone is a vegan?

Don’t worry, they will te=
ll you within 10 seconds of meeting them.

 

They have finally discovered the origin of the word ve=
gan.

It is app=
arently an old Indian word for "bad hunter".

 

Wh=
at is the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, the other is disgusted by a lac=
k of RAM.

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Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

&q=
uot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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