[First weekday of each month means MORE puns and wordplays. Enj=
oy.]
Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans ar=
e getting taller.
Of course, in 2023, politicians blame it on climb it =
change.
Did you know that all national anthems are in the same genre of mus=
ic?
Country.
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What do you call two guys hanging on a window?
Kurt and Rod.&=
nbsp;
Last night, I accidentally superglued my thumb and finger together.
D=
on’t worry, it will be ok.
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;
I recently heard about a mannequin that lost al=
l his friends.
Obviously, he was too clothes minded.
My girlfriend told me =
she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I sai=
d, “No, wait! I can change.”
As I sat on the couch, a book fell on my=
head.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
For Halloween, the wife and I p=
lan to dress up as almonds.
Hope no one will think we’re nuts.
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Dr Bob Grif=
fin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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