My radio only works in the morning.
Evidently, I bought an AM radio.
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bsp;
Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlo=
r to get a tattoo.
After it wouldn’t w=
ash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn=
217;t there.
Every morning, I find that somebody has quietly put a bunch of celer=
y on my front doorstep.
I think I’m be=
ing stalked.
I burnt 800 calories this morning.
I =
forgot the pizza in the oven.
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM this morn=
ing and asked, “Do you know what time it is?”=
Can you believe that – 2:30 AM?
Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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I couldn’t find the c=
ar window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to =
clean my windows.
It didn’t work very =
well. I only got 20% off.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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quot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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