[I don’t know about you, but olive funny food puns. After=
all, many a true word is spoken ingest. So, lettuce take a moment to =
read through this batch of food puns and word plays.]
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My niece quit her job at th=
e doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
This girl said =
she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I’ve never seen herbiv=
ore.
I=
’ve written a song about a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap.=
I wen=
t to a barbecue the other night and I was planning to take home all the lef=
tovers, but someone else foiled my plans.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It&=
#8217;s very time consuming.
I threw my toaster away because it kept burning my b=
read. Realized I’m black toast intolerant.
My friend asked me to ship him a=
truck load of food, but it just wasn’t palatable.
I kept telling my wife=
I was going to make pancakes in the morning. She said I was waffling.=
My friend =
asked me how I bake my bread. I said I couldn’t tell him because it w=
as on a knead to know basis.
If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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Dr Bob Grif=
fin
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