09/18/23 Grif.Net – Wisdom from Nadine

[Nadine stops by Larry’s Country Diner regularly and shar=
es insights and experiences of life:]

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“Is ‘I am’ the shortest s=
entence in the English language? Maybe. But ‘I do’ is sure the =
longest.”

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“Marriage is like a 5000-piece picture puzzle that is all s=
ky.”

“Four thirds of the population have trouble with fractions.&#822=
1;

&#8=
220;Took the driver’s license test and got 8 out of 10.  Two guy=
s jumped out the way.”

“I got a whole lot of problems, but I don&#821=
7;t know how many because math is one of them.”

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“I have a prescriptio=
n for memory pills, but I don’t know if they work because I keep forg=
etting to take them.”

“Rap is to music what etch a sketch is to art.&=
#8221;

“I used to be a people person, but people ruined it.”

“I&#821=
7;m waiting for science to find a cure for ‘natural causes’.&#8=
221;

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#8220;Best part of my day was over when my alarm woke me today.”=

“We&=
#8217;re so poor our baloney doesn’t even have a first name.”

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Dr Bob Gri=
ffin

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