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08/01/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#20 – August)

08/01/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#20 – August)

[Always start each month with puns, but this is the final batch=
of Tom Swifties. Combined these last five letters since few adverbs start =
with those end-of-alphabet letters]

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“I can tell which way the wind is blowi=
ng,” said Tom vainly.

 

"I feel so… empty," said Tom vacuously.

 

"I=
‘m clenching my jaw because my pastor has a toothache," said Tom vicar=
iously.

 

"Give me some Chinese food," said Tom wantonly.

 

"Who? What? When=
?" asked Tom warily.

 

"Stretching it to make five cups of tea from one b=
ag is too much," said Tom weakly.

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"Stop that horse!" cried Tom woe=
fully.

 

"I know all the wherefores," said Tom wisely.=

 

"I like hard drin=
ks stronger than whiskey!" said Tom ryely.

 

"I’m very popular with women=
," said Don wanly.

 

"I wish I could remember the name of that old card g=
ame," said Tom wistfully.

 

“And sometimes you lose,” said Tom win=
somely.

 

"The entire map collection has been stolen!" said Tom xerograph=
ically.

 

"When I swore, my mother made me eat soap," said Tom zestfully.=

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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