I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.
Coincidently, that was the same day I lost my job as a bus=
driver.
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In college I taught that Einstein de=
veloped a theory about space.
I added that i=
t was about time, too.
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I asked the librarian =
if they had any books on paranoia.
She motio=
ned me closer and whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
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That’s a nice ham you’ve got there,=
but be careful.
It would be a shame if some=
one put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"