A ‘family’ is a social unit where the father is con=
cerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother wi=
th closet space.
~Evan Esar
Family life is a bit l=
ike a runny peach pie – not perfect but who’s complaining?=
~Robert Brault
As a child my family’s menu consi=
sted of two choices: take it or leave it.
~B=
uddy Hackett
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make i=
t dance.
~George Bernard Shaw
For the first time e=
ver, I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which =
on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full=
of scissors.
~Jeff Foxworthy
Bleeding ulcers run =
in my family. We give them to each other.
~L=
ois McMaster Bujold
A family is a unit composed not only of children, but of me=
n, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
~Ogden Nash
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I n=
ever slept alone until after I was married.
~Lewis Grizzard
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetiti=
ve pattern, like bad wallpaper.
~Friedrich N=
ietzsche
The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of =
life’s essential unfairness.
~Nancy Mi=
tford
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school, I was so smart my tea=
cher was in my class for five years.
~Gracie=
Allen
You can’t choose your family, but you can choose to ignore their te=
xts and blame it on poor cell reception.
~Bo=
b Griffin
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Dr Bob Griffin
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