[I don’t mean to count chickens before they hatch, but th=
ese chicken nugget jokes are golden! Why not dip into them now?]=
I ordered 3 drin=
ks at the drive-thru window.
I hoped they wo=
uldn’t realize all 4 20-pack boxes of chicken nuggets were for me.
My toddl=
er asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup.
After giving all the nuggets an exam, I realized my toddler was aski=
ng for ketchup.
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If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what =
would you have?
10 chicken nuggets. Jimmy wo=
uld have broken fingers.
Skinny dipping involves a swimming pool.
Fat dipping involves ranch sauce and chicken nuggets.
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Why are chi=
cken nuggets like a jet plane?
Because they =
sure go fast.
Why don’t they serve chicken nuggets in a pub?
Because they have bar-tenders instead.
What did the vegan say wh=
en they ate a plant-based chicken nugget?
It=
’s okay. No harm, no fowl.
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Math Quiz: There were 30 students but only 28 ch=
icken nuggets. How many kids didn’t get any nuggets?
Ten. Because I said only twenty ate chicken nuggets.
Personal Conf=
ession: I have an eating disorder.
I’m=
about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of burgers, and dis order of nu=
ggets.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"