[Alric knows I love puns, especially “story puns” w=
ith twisted conclusions. This was right up my alley.]
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A big Viking was shopping a=
t a small-town market when he saw an older lady in a wheelchair, almost in =
tears.
“What’s the matter, dear?” he asked.
“Oh,&#=
8221; sobbed the lady. “I want to have a look at frozen puddings and =
ice cream, but as you can see there are three steps down to the freezer cab=
inet section.”
“No problem,” he said, lifting her easily out o=
f the wheelchair to his back. “I’ll carry you!”
Th=
ey strolled thru the chiller cabinets with ease, with the lady on his back.=
He stopped to let her choose the frozen goodies she desired, putting them =
in a basket he was carrying.
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sp;
He then returned her to her chair where her h=
usband was anxiously waiting. She said, “I’d really like to tha=
nk you, but I don’t even know your name.”
He just smiled=
, waved, and walked off.
“I was really worried about you,” said the =
old lady’s husband. “What have you been doing?”
“I’=
ve been through the desserts on a Norse with no name.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.net
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