Mike B concluded, “This year’s Spelling Bee winner correc=
tly spelled ‘psammophile.’ I’ll use it in a sentence: if you ca=
n spell psammophile, you’re a geek.”
Ken H said, “I don’t understan=
d why people must ‘get ready’ for bed. I’m always ready for bed=
=2E”
Dellis W boasted, “I got a job working at a wind farm. It has be=
en a breeze, so far.”
Alric S claimed, “I was in a band called ‘=
;Lost Dog.’ I’m sure you have seen our posters.”
Florence J warned, &=
#8220;Husbands, if your wife does something wrong, carefully explain to her=
how your mother used to do it. She will appreciate the advice and strive t=
o do it just like your mother did.”
Tim S admitted, “I’ve made =
a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than the recipe called=
for has never been one of them.”
Russell W added, “If your wife is m=
ad at you, buy a fishing pole. She’ll still be mad, but you’ll =
have a new pole.”
Scott M shared, “My friend claims he can print a gu=
n on his 3D printer. I’m not impressed. I’ve had a Canon =
printer for years.”
Denny Z related, “Heard that Dunkin’ Donuts=
is planning to open a shop for Presbyterians. Guess they will call it Spri=
nklin’ Donuts.”
Robert C wondered, “Of my wife wants me to do s=
tuff around the house, why does she do it herself a month after she asks?&#=
8221;
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"