[Today is Friday, the end of a work week and the 30th of June. =
Someone told me tomorrow begins a new month. I thought, “Would July t=
o me?” Here are some lame jokes to spread cheer at work before =
a long weekend, and deep sigh realizing that 1/3 of summer is already over.=
]
Why do we drink so much coffee at our job? =
So we can do stupid things faster and with more energy. =
What&=
#8217;s the best thing about teamwork?
Someo=
ne else to blame.
What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the =
stock market?
Start off with a big f=
ortune.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that’s a hardware issue.
What is =
the best way to criticize your boss?
V=
ery quietly, so she cannot hear you.
How can you tell if you’ve fou=
nd a good tax accountant?
If he has a =
loophole named after him.
What happens if all our computers go down at the office=
today?
It will take longer to shuffle the c=
ards for Solitaire.
What’s the worst thing about Saturday and Sunday?
The first five days after the weekend are the h=
ardest.
Why do I often “nod off to sleep” at work?
To look like I’m emphatically agreeing to everythi=
ng at boring work meetings.
Why do we use artificial sweetener at wor=
k?
It is added to everything we say to the b=
oss.
What happens if Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot =
my computer?
Oh wait, he does.
Have yo=
u heard that people always say hard work never killed anybody?
Have you =
ever heard of anybody resting themselves to death?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bo=
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=