Jim=
my S confided, “I always look at my wife’s horoscope to see wha=
t sort of day I’m going to have.”
Brian M thought, “My therapist says I have trouble express=
ing my feelings. Can’t say I’m surprised.”
Richard G said, “I look=
ed in the mirror and found my first grey hair. I am so upset, I might dye.&=
#8221;
Cathleen G rejoiced, “I just saved $198.36 by not shopping at Targe=
t.”
Kenneth M admits, “There’s a fine line between fishing and =
just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
Debbie H answered, “Mom wa=
s asked if she had her own teeth. Of course, she said she does. And she has=
the receipt to prove it.”
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Ken H related, “A genie granted me one wish, so I said, &=
#8216;I just want to be happy.’ Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 dw=
arves and working in a mine.”
Niki P sighed, “I went to the 30th reunion of my presc=
hool. I didn’t want to go because I’ve put on, like, a hundred =
pounds.”
Scott M shared, “I married my wife for her looks. But not th=
e ones I’m getting lately.”
Paul O taught, “Did you know that 1=
4 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee? Fitness is my passio=
n.”
Tim M asked, “If you drive a ‘Tessla’ and it gets sto=
len, is it now called an ‘Edison’?”
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Dr Frankenstein might have =
admitted, “I entered a body-building competition and discovered I ser=
iously misunderstood the concept.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
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ot;Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"