[Children may g=
ive a wrong answer to questions, but even those bring a smile]
Q: How did God part the Red Sea to allow His peop=
le to cross?
A: With a seesaw
Q: How can you tell a Dogwood tree from an Oak t=
ree?
A: By its bark
Q: Why are the little hairs on a bee sticky?
A: Because it uses a honeycomb
Q: What runs faster: cold or hot?
A: Hot is faster because you can catch a cold
Q: What do you call a tree small enough to fit in your h=
and?
A: A palm tree
Q: What was the first animal to go into space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon
Q: When should you buy a canary?
A: When it’s going cheep
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Q: Can you train a firefly for a pet?
A: Probably, since they seem very bright
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MOVIE QUOTATION QUIZ~~ (date of film added for educational purposes)=
1. “May the =
Force be with you.” -Star Wars, 1977
2=
=2E “There’s no place like home.” -The Wizard of Oz, 1939
3. “I’m the king of the world!” -Tita=
nic, 1997
4. “Carpe diem. Seize the da=
y, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” -Dead Poets Society, 1989
5. “It’s alive! It’s alive!” -Fran=
kenstein, 1931
6. “My mama always said=
life was like a box of chocolates.” -Forrest Gump, 1994
7. “I’ll be back.” -The Terminator, 1984
8. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.̶=
1; -Jaws, 1975
9. “Here’s looking at y=
ou, kid.” -Casablanca, 1942
10. “=
;Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.”=
-The Pride of the Yankees, 1942
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11. “=
Houston, we have a problem.” -Apollo 13, 1995
12. “There’s no crying in baseball!” -A League of Their=
Own, 1992
13. “You can’t handle the t=
ruth!” -A Few Good Men, 1992
14. ̶=
0;A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” -Goldfinger, 1964
15. “If you build it, he will come.” -Field of D=
reams, 1989
16. “Magic Mirror on the w=
all, who is the fairest one of all?" -Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,=
1937
17. “What we’ve got here is fa=
ilure to communicate.” -Cool Hand Luke, 1967
18. “Hasta la vista, baby.” -Terminator 2: Judgment Day,=
1991
19. “I’ll have what she’s havi=
ng.” -When Harry Met Sally, 1989
20. &=
#8220;Inconceivable!” -The Princess Bride, 1987
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21. “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” -Dirty Dancing, 1=
987
22. “You had me at ‘hello.&#=
8217;" -Jerry Maguire, 1996
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23. "T=
hey may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!" -Bravehea=
rt, 1995
24. “To infinity and beyond!&=
#8221; -Toy Story, 1995
25. “Toto, I’v=
e a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” -The Wizard of Oz, 1939
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~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus K=
nows Me, This I Love!"
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