“We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl=
would spin the bottle, and if the bottle pointed to you when it stopped, t=
he girl could either kiss you or give you a nickel.
By the time I was 14, I owned my own house.”
~~
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light=
bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to do it whil=
e you are eating dinner.
~~
Mrs. Smythe was making=
final arrangements for an elaborate reception. “Nora,” she sai=
d to her veteran servant, “for the first half-hour I want you to stan=
d at the drawing-room door and call the guests’ names as they arrive.=
”
Nora’s face lit up. “Tha=
nk you, ma’am,” she replied. “I’ve been wanting to =
do that to some of your friends for the last 20 years.”
~~ANSWERS TO “BACK WHEN?” QUIZ~~
2008 Airbnb=
2005 Amazon Prime
2008 Android
200=
9 Bitcoin
2008 Chrome
2005 Etsy
2004 Facebook
2004 Gmail
2005 Google Maps =
2010 Ins=
tagram
2010 iPad
2007 iPhone
2003 LinkedIn
=
2011 Messenger
2010 Pinterest =
2003 Sky=
pe
2011 Snapchat
2008 Spotify
2006 Twitter
2009 Uber
2009 WhatsApp
2005 Yo=
uTube
~~
Dr Bob=
Griffin
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