A man went into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster ta=
il.
The waitress smiled sweetly, sat down, and began . . . “Once =
upon a time there was this handsome lobster…”=
~~
“Nothing looks good=
on me anymore,” wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the=
department store’s mirror.
“Non=
sense, ma’am,” soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says i=
t all.”
“That’s the proble=
m,” the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shu=
t.”
~~
Did you hear the one about…
…t=
he shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for mak=
ing a ewe turn?
…the nurse who was che=
wed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
…the crustacean accused of promoting his own shellfis=
h interests?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"