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04/28/23 Grif.Net – Signs of Getting Older

04/28/23 Grif.Net – Signs of Getting Older

NOT mentioning names, but someone living at my address just may=
be joining me in the “75 Club” today.  She CLAIMS not to =
be “getting older”, but methinks a review of her month’s =
adventures betrays her age,  For example:

>> She gets win=
ded putting together a picture puzzle.

>> Her baby turned 50 t=
his year.

>> She complains that everything hurts but nothing w=
orks.

 

>> Her back goes out more than she does.

>> She needs =
glasses to find her glasses.

>> Her knees buckle but her belt =
won’t.

 

>> She sits in a rocking chair but can’t get it going.

 

>&gt=
; Her arms are too short to read the newspaper.

>> She has too=
much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

 

>> Her husb=
and has a fire extinguisher next to the table for the candles on her birthd=
ay cake.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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