Mom told me to take a bath, but the tub was so heavy I decided =
to leave it where it is.
I’m afraid of elevators, so I take steps to avoid =
them.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at my Elementary school? Thankfully, th=
ey woke her up.
=
My dad asked me to put the cat out. I didn’t know it was on=
fire.
I asked the lifeguard if the pool was safe for diving. She said it deep e=
nds.
I=
love going camping but find the experience to be in tents.
I asked Grandpa about=
his broken hearing aid. All he said was “Wait, what?”
Why did the co=
mputer hate commuting to work? It had a hard drive.
I only catch cold on weekdays=
=2E Probably because I have a weekend immune system.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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