[Nobody thought I could make really terrible puns and word play=
s centered around my breakfast bagels today. I was hesitant since bagels ar=
e such holey food. But hey, why not give it a try?]
I visited the zoo after a lon=
g time and to my utter surprise, I saw a bagel in a cage.
I think it was bread in captivity!
Speaking of the zoo, the croiss=
ants decided to visit with bagels and donuts.
They thought it would be a=
lovely experience for the hole family!
It’s hard for me to trust bagels, a=
nd you shouldn’t either.
Some seem seedy at times.
What is the name of a=
store that sells only bagels and donuts?
Hole Foods.
A friend got fired tod=
ay because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese.
He told t=
hem the shop only accepts cash.
Why did the bagel lose the election?
Because s=
he was the victim of a schmear campaign.
[and an old one]
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the =
bay, they would be bagels.
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