**A visiting speaker was introduced, and after sharing about hi=
mself, said to the crowd, “The Bible teaches that ‘he who finds=
a wife finds a good thing’. So, I want to introduce my thing.”=
His wife was not seen smiling.
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**New family moved in on the block. Her nam=
e was Patti, and her husband was the new butcher at the supermarket. Everyo=
ne told me I had to “meet Patti”. I tried not to laugh.
**This =
is how astronaut Buzz Aldrin introduces himself: “Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon. Neil=
before me!"=
**My friend want=
ed to introduce me to his vegan girlfriend. He asked me how I felt about th=
at, and I said I don’t know, never met herbivore.
**Heard about a fellow who kept=
introducing his wife as his ex-girlfriend. Methinks she was not amus=
ed, either.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"