[I’ve always assumed many people confuse ‘factsR=
17; with ‘assumptions’. Here are some of each, in non-alphabeti=
cal order.]
Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
There is a great diffe=
rence between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas. Black Eyed Peas can sing us a=
song. Chick Peas can hummus one.
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;
‘Gravity’ is one of the most fundam=
ental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get ‘Gravy=
217;.
73% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated. Th=
erefore, the earth is, in fact, flat.
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nbsp;
A man went to the doctor with a suspicious-=
looking mole. He was told they all look that way, and the man should have l=
eft it in the garden.
Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopef=
ully, they soon can make trains run on thyme.
The CEO of Ikea was appointed=
Prime Minister of Sweden. He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
Davy Croc=
kett had three ears. He had his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front=
ier.
M=
any think clothes shrink in the dryer. Turns out it is the refrigerator all=
along.
Be certain to learn how to spell. AutoCorrect isn’t always wr=
ite.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows =
Me, This I Love!"