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04/03/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#16 – April)

04/03/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#16 – April)

[First weekday of the month pun from Tom Swifty adverbs “=
q” and “r” as we continue the alphabet of this odd sort o=
f humor]

 

"I’m rereading the second Gospel," Tom remarked.

 

"These Paris s=
treets sure have funny names," said Tom ruefully.

 

"Be careful with that=
silver stuff. It’s mercury!" said Tom quickly.

 

"A dog bit me," sa=
id Tom rabidly.

 

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"I’d better repeat that SOS signal — no-one seems to have h=
eard us," said Tom remorsefully.

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nbsp;

"I haven’t had an automobile accident =
in ten years," said Tom recklessly.

 

"This river is rough," said To=
m rapidly.

 

"Must I show again why this theorem is true?" asked Tom repr=
ovingly

 

"It’s the quotient of two integers," said Tom rationally.

 

=
"Nice =
mirror!" said Tom reflectively.

&n=
bsp;

"I get hives when I eat strawberries,&q=
uot; said Tom rashly.

 

"Eating uranium makes me feel funny," said Tom ra=
diantly.

 

“I’m embarrassed,” Tom admitted readily.

 

“Why do I hav=
e to take off my clothes again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

 

“I suppose I&=
#8217;ll have to write my name again,” said Tim resignedly.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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uot;

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