**I was confused as to how much lettuce to buy from the grocery=
store, so I texted the wife.
Turns out two =
heads are better than one.
=
**Went to the grocery store. I asked if they had stric=
t covid precautions. They told me gloves and a mask would be enough.
They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.
**Sample guy a=
t grocery store said, “You can take one if you want to.”
I asked back: “Can I take two if I want thre=
e?”
**I think the girl at the grocery store register likes me.
She’s always checking me out.
**Tell me ONE thing wrong =
with overstocking grocery shelves. Go on.
Ai=
sle weight.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows=
Me, This I Love!"