I ADMIT . . .
> I hav=
en’t spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interru=
pt her.
> I have a clean conscience – obviously, it’s never been used.
> I =
love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
> I wish my grandkids weren=
‘t offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go.
> I was going t=
o tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
=
> I told my doctor I hea=
rd buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug that’s going around.
> I only know 25 =
letters of the alphabet — I don’t know y.
> I just don’t trust stairs. T=
hey’re always up to something.
> I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my=
hands.
> I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
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~~ANSWERS F=
ROM “LAST LINE” QUIZ
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1. "So we beat on, boats against the curren=
t, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
2. "After all, tomorrow is ano=
ther day."
Gone with the Wind, Mar=
garet Mitchell
3. "He turned out the light and went into Jem’s room. He woul=
d be there all night, and he would be there when Jem waked up in the mornin=
g."
To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper =
Lee
4.=
"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, a=
nd from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was wh=
ich."
Animal Farm, George Orwell
5. &quo=
t;But wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that en=
chanted place on the top of the Forest a little boy and his Bear will alway=
s be playing."
The House At Pooh Corn=
er, A.A. Milne
6. "The old man was dreaming about the lions."
The Old Man and the Sea, Ernest Hemingway=
7. &q=
uot;He loved Big Brother."
1984, G=
eorge Orwell
8. "It is not often that someone comes along who is a true frie=
nd and a good writer. Charlotte was both."
Charlotte’s Web, E.B. White
9. "It is a far, far better thing that I do,=
than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I ha=
ve ever known."
A Tale of Two Cities,&=
nbsp;Charles Dickens
10. "Later on he will understand how some men so loved=
her, that they did dare much for her sake."
Dracula, Bram Stoker
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11. "There is grandeur in this view of life, with=
its several powers, having been originally breathed by the Creator into a =
few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on acc=
ording to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless form=
s most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being evolved."=
Origin of Species, Charles Darwin=
12. "=
Oh, my girls, however long you may live, I never can wish you a greater hap=
piness than this."
Little Women, L=
ouisa May Alcott
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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