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03/03/23 Grif.Net – I Moved to an Odd State

03/03/23 Grif.Net – I Moved to an Odd State

State/Local Laws in Wisconsin have me scratching my head. Here =
are some examples:

 

1. It is illegal for restaurants to serve Margarine unless spe=
cifically requested by the consumer.

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2. If two trains meet, neither may proceed u=
ntil one of them moves.

 

3. Livestock on road always has the right-of-way.

 

4. It is a cr=
ime to harass a seeing-eye dog.

 

5. Wisconsin cheddar cheese must be “highly=
pleasing”. Other varieties must not be “unpleasing”.

 

6. Adulte=
ry is a Class I Felony.

 

7. No one may hunt from an airplane.

 

8. In LaCrosse, it is ille=
gal to “worry” a squirrel.

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9. In Milwaukee, it is illegal to go out i=
n daylight if you’re “offensive looking”.

 

10. In Wausau, it is =
illegal to throw stones, arrows, or snowballs at other people.

 

Worst law? In St. =
Croix (on the border with Minnesota and an hour from the Twin Cities), wome=
n may not wear red.  Obviously, they do not want Bucky Badger shirts o=
f Wisconsin too close to the endangered Golden Gopher habitat.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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