[We continue monthly puns from Tom Swifty humor, moving on to t=
he letter “P”. “I offer this list as a gift to you,=
” said Bob presently.]
"My pencil is dull," said Tom pointlessly.=
"=
;Yes, I stole the glass from the windows," said Tom painstakingly.
"I’l=
l brew some more coffee," said Tom perkily.
"It’s 9:59," said Tom =
pretentiously.
“Has my magazine arrived yet?” asked Tom periodically.=
"=
;3.1415926 is a number made in Heaven," said Tom piously
"I’ve got all =
the work I can handle," said Doctor Tom patiently.
"I love hockey,"=
; said Tom puckishly.
"I regret buying this camping shelter for only one cen=
t!" said Tom penitently.
"Looks like rain," said Tom precipitously=
=2E
&q=
uot;Vere ist ze bathroom?" asked Hans peevishly.
=
"I accidentally cut th=
e Greek piper god while shaving him," Tom panicked.
"I’ve been demote=
d from corporal," said Tom privately.
“I’ve joined the Air For=
ce Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.
“I deduced that this is th=
e right trail,” said Tom pathologically.
“Crosby is my favorite singer. Who’s yours?” a=
sked Tom probingly.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"J=
esus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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