[Not sure if she will hug your neck or wring it if you try some=
of these lousy jokes on your sweetheart]’
Q. Do you have a date for Valent=
ine’s Day this year?
A. Yes. February =
14th
Q. What did a Bic lighter say to his friends?
A. I found the =
perfect match
Q. What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
A. I=
t made him wed his plants
Q. How did the phone propose to the phone he loved?
A. He gave her a ring
Q. Did Adam and Eve ever have a=
date?
A. No. I think it was an apple
Q. Why did t=
he triangle fall in love with another triangle?
A. He thought she was acute one
&nb=
sp;
Q. What’s the difference between a $10 =
bouquet of roses and a $50 bouquet of roses?
A. February 14th
Q. If your mother’s sister ran off an got ma=
rried, what would you call her?
A. Antelope
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, Thi=
s I Love!"