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02/01/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#14 – February)

02/01/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#14 – February)

[It’s =
the 1st of the Month and that means PUNS.  Our Tom =
Swifty adverbs are from the letter “O” for =
February.]

 

"What’s a =
wide-angle lens?" asked Tom obtusely.

 

“My =
bicycle wheel is damaged,” lamented Tom =
outspokenly

 

“I =
prefer trout to salmon,” said Tom =
officiously.

 

"My =
glasses are fogged up," said Tom =
optimistically.

 

"That =
horse looks like a good bet at 75 to 1," said Tom =
oddly.

 

"I have =
too many children," said Mary =
overbearingly.

 

"I was =
caught stealing in Iran," said Tom =
offhandedly.

 

"Maybe =
the door’s ajar," said Tom openly.

 

“Do you =
buy and sell stolen goods?” asked Tom =
offensively.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

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www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"