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01/31/22 Grif.Net – New Testament “Facts” (from Grade Schoolers)

01/31/22 Grif.Net – New Testament “Facts” (from Grade Schoolers)

[As with part =
1, this is purported to be summaries of the Bible from elementary =
school-aged children. Some of it might be from kids; most =
not]

 

When Mary =
heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna =
Carta.

 

When the three =
wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the =
manager.

 

Jesus was born =
because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

 

St. John the =
blacksmith dumped water on his head.

 

Jesus =
enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do unto others before they do =
one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat =
alone.

 

It was a =
miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone =
off the entrance.

 

The people who =
followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.

 

The epistels =
were the wives of the apostals.

 

One of the =
oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a =
taximan.

 

St. Paul =
cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony, which is another =
name for marraige.

 

Christians =
have only one spouse. This is called monotony

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"