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01/30/23 Grif.Net – Old Testament “Facts” (from Grade Schoolers)

01/30/23 Grif.Net – Old Testament “Facts” (from Grade Schoolers)

[WE ARE TOLD =
“children were asked questions about the Bible and their answers =
have not been retouched nor corrected; all spelling is original.” =
Some seem a little too clever for a child and methinks are about as pure =
as the driven slush]

 

In the first =
book of the bible, Guinness’s, God got tired of creating the world =
so he took the sabbath off.

 

Adam and Eve =
were created from an Apple tree. Noah’s wife was called Joan of =
Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in =
pears.

 

Lot’s =
wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the =
night.

 

Sampson was a =
strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like =
Delilah.

 

Samson slayed =
the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

 

Moses led the =
Jews to the Red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread =
without any ingredients.

 

The Egyptians =
were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount =
Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

 

The first =
commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the =
apple.

 

The seventh =
Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

 

Moses died =
before he ever reached Canada, so then Joshua led the Hebrews in the =
battle of Geritol.

 

The greates =
miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he =
obeyed him.

 

David was a =
Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the =
Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in bibical =
times.

 

Solomon, one =
of David’s sons, had 1000 wives and =
porcupines.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"