When I think =
of an “icebreaker”, my first reaction is “fat =
penguin”.
I can’t =
take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I =
guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread =
dog.
I opened the =
fridge and thought I heard the green grapes saying to the purple grape =
“Breathe, Breathe”.
I told my =
doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter.” He =
just replied, “Sorry, I don’t follow =
you.”
I admit that =
my clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk =
drawer.
My lamp was =
stolen and I’m looking for something to shed light on how it =
happened.
I’d tell =
you a joke about Windows, but I don’t want to be a =
pane.
I got confused =
when mom said the two apples were a pair.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"