What is the =
best way to criticize your boss?
Very quietly, =
so he cannot hear you.
Our computers =
went down at the office today, so we had to do everything manually. =
It took me =
fifteen minutes to shuffle the cards for =
Solitaire.
Why do I drink =
so much coffee at work?
I like to do =
stupid things faster and with more energy.
What’s =
the best way to make a small fortune in the stock =
market?
Start off with =
a big fortune.
How many =
computer programmers does it take to change a =
lightbulb?
None, =
that’s a hardware issue.
New owner made =
ours a paperless office.
Everything was =
great until I needed to use the bathroom.
A salesperson =
came into an office one day and said, “This computer will cut your =
workload by 50%!”
The office =
manager replied “Great, I’ll take two of =
them!”
I always tell =
new hires “Don’t think of me as your boss.”
Then =
add, “Think of me as your friend who can fire =
you.”
When I got to =
work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said angrily “You =
missed work yesterday, didn’t you?”
I said, =
“No, not particularly.”
If Bill Gates =
had a penny for every time I had to reboot my =
computer…
Oh wait, he =
does.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"