[First of the =
month puns, continuing the 2022 series of Tom Swifty jokes. This month =
are “N” adverbs.]
"Why are =
you lying down so close to me in the Garden of Eden?" asked Adam =
naively.
"You’re a =
real zero," said Tom naughtily.
"The =
monster in the Loch has eaten my cake," said Tom =
necessarily.
"You may =
take a vacation in the south of France," said Tom =
nicely.
"The =
proof of the pudding is in the eating," said Tom =
nonjudgmentally.
“I =
can’t do it!” said Tom notably.
"I took a =
snapshot, but I haven’t developed it yet," said Tom =
negatively.
“What is =
the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom =
noteworthily.
And a couple =
of “almost” Swifties . . .
“I told you not to =
ride that horse,” Tom nagged.
“That =
just doesn’t add up,” said Tom =
nonplussed.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"