Richard G =
boasted, “I just finished writing a step-by-step guide on how to =
fall down the stairs.”
Mark I =
noticed, “The X belongs in Texas. Christ belongs in =
Christmas.”
Penni L =
posted, “You can steal my memes if you want, but I lick every one =
of them before I post them.”
Brian M =
confided, “Learned an important lesson. Don’t make snow =
angels in a dog park.”
Miguel M =
taught, “The word HOMEOWNER has the word MEOW in it. Good =
luck pronouncing it correctly ever again.”
Scrooge’s=
mother in her London flat said, “Here I raise my Ebenezer.” =
Mike B =
suggested, “Kids might eat more green olives if they were called =
‘Greece’s Pieces’.
Bob T related, =
“I’m starting a new job at the guillotine factory and will =
beheading there soon.”
Marilyn L =
admitted, “Got an email explaining how to read maps backward but =
figured out it was spam.”
John R moaned =
over sub-zero temps: “Ate frosted flakes for breakfast and opened =
the refrigerator door to keep warm. Police came by and said =
‘Freeze’, so we all did.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"