[Plan how to =
respond when you receive a Christmas gift you just don’t like. You =
might say . . .]
10. Hey! =
There’s a gift!
9. Well, well, =
well …
8. Boy, if I =
had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve =
fit.
7. This is =
perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Wow, this =
is a hot gift. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season =
though. There are lots of unexplained =
fires.
5. If the dog =
buries it, I’ll be furious!
4. I love it =
— but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, =
tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection =
Program.
2. To think — =
I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to =
charity.
1. "I =
really don’t deserve this."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"