Wife whispered =
to her husband: “Wake up. Someone has broken into our house. I =
think they’re still here and eating the food I made last night. =
Call the police.”
Husband: “Oh, no! Think we’d better =
call an ambulance first.”
~~~
An elderly =
married couple were walking in the park the other day and noticed a =
young man and woman sitting on a bench, kissing passionately. The wife =
asked, "Why don’t you kiss like that man?"
The husband =
replied, "But I don’t even know that =
woman!"
~~~
Wife =
complained the other day that their kitchen clock almost killed her =
mother. It fell off the wall right where she had been sitting just =
seconds before.
Her husband =
sympathized, “That stupid clock always was =
slow.”
~~~
Wife said, "When I looked in the mirror =
this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes =
bloodshot – what is wrong with me?"
The husband replied, =
"I don’t know, dear, but the good news is that your eyesight =
is fine".
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"