President =
Lincoln’s mother: "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can’t =
you just wear a baseball cap like the other =
kids?"
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Columbus&=
#8217; mother: "I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. =
You still could have written!"
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Babe =
Ruth’s mother: "Bambino, how many times have I told you — =
quit playing ball in the house! That’s the third broken window this =
week!"
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Bonaparte’=
;s mother: "All right, Napoleon. If you aren’t hiding your report =
card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove =
it!"
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Custer=
217;s mother: "Now, George, remember what I told you — don’t go =
biting off more than you can =
chew!"
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Barney’s =
mother: "I realize strained plums are not your favorite fruit, =
Barney, but when you spit them out it makes your outfit look a little =
purple."
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Einstein’s mother: "But, Al, it’s =
your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling =
gel, mousse, something?"
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"