Humpty =
Dumpty’s mother: “Humpty, If I’ve told you once, =
I’ve told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would =
you listen to me? No!”
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Paul =
Revere’s mother: "I don’t care where you think you have to =
go, young man. Midnight is past your =
curfew!"
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Goldilocks̵=
7; mother “I’ve got a bill here for a broken chair from the =
Bear family. Do you know anything about this, =
Goldie?”
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Mona =
Lisa’s mother: "After all that money your father and I spent =
on braces, Mona, that’s the biggest smile you can give =
us?"
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Michelangelo=
217;s mother: “Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other =
children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the =
ceiling?”
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George =
Gershwin’s mother: “Son, be careful on the glaciers when you =
practice fissure jumping (even if the cotton is =
high).”
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Tho=
mas Edison’s mother: "Of course I’m proud that you invented =
the electric light bulb, Tommy. But it’s late, so turn off that =
light and get to bed.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"