Not saying =
that the team is doing poorly, but the soccer coach was heard yelling at =
his team at halftime:
"I TOLD YOU TO PLAY LIKE NEVER BEFORE, NOT =
PLAY LIKE YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE"
Why was even =
the team=E2=80=99s dog bad at soccer?
Because he had =
two left feet
What do you =
call a senile old man that is surprisingly good at =
Soccer?
Gerry =
Hat-Trick
What did the =
bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAA=
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
Heard one =
young player mumbling in the cold rain, =E2=80=9CPlaying Soccer is =
addictive and I wanna stop, but I can’t seem to kick the =
habit.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"