Q: What do you =
call a weather joke with a bad punchline?
A: An =
anti-climactic climatic joke.
Q: “This =
is Bay A requesting weather report from secondary =
base"
A: “Bay =
B. It’s cold outside"
Q: If you =
spend five dollars for a weather app on your phone, what do you =
get?
A: About two =
dollars and fifteen cents back in climate =
change.
Q: How is the =
weather like seeing a state trooper on the =
highway?
A: It goes =
from 90 to 45 quickly
Q: How does a =
child psychologist control the weather?
A: Whenever =
the wind does something you want it to do, then reward it.
Whenever =
it does something you don’t want it to do, then punish it.
Eventually =
the wind learns to do what you want it to do, and it’s called =
"air conditioning".
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"