[British =
comedian Tommy Cooper has made an art-form of “non-sequitur =
humor” that still causes me to chuckle =
today]
I backed a =
horse last week at ten to one.
It came in at =
quarter past four.
I was having =
dinner with chess champion Garry Kasparov and there was a checkered =
tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the =
salt.
I cleaned the =
attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can’t get the cobwebs out =
of her hair.
Evidently, I =
slept like a log last night.
I woke up in the =
fireplace.
My =
mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was =
amazed.
I never knew =
they worked.
I said to the =
fitness instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He =
asked, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can’t make =
Tuesdays"
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"